One of my colleagues visits China regularly and was given this tea as a gift. However they didn't see themselves making the most of it so offered it to me....
Image transcription: an image of an orange cat with many long, thick, protruding whiskers reminiscent of barbs. The caption reads “Deep sea creature:”. End transcription.
Image transcription: a photo of the screen of an iPhone with the system’s built in calculator open. A popup states: “You are permanently banned from using Calculator”, with an “OK” button for the user to press. End transcription.
…as it says on the tin.