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ShadowJonathan

@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt

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lazy systems mage

part-time gremlin on main

they/them gender anarchist

suspected ADHD haver and confirmed ASD enjoyer

:techlgbt: server mechanic

keeps fedi unmarketable

posts may be incomprehensible or inspirational

known to switch from ":neofox: <- verified gremlin" to "capitalism must be dismantled" without notice

(powered by the force of 30-50 feral hogs)

(🔞 Posts may contain lewd jokes or references (always cw'd))

(alt-text improvement suggestions OK :neocat:)

Nazis, Fascists, and Tankies, fuck off, and go choke on something. :fcknzs: :antifa:

Be sure to pie your local Nazi, or smack them with an umbrella.

Opt-out is not consent.

Trans Rights are Human Rights :blobhaj_heart_trans: :fckpvv: :fckvvd:

#nobot #noindex (screenshots ok if public)

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Are you telling me a car exploded this hammer?

ShadowJonathan , to random
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fedi tip: leave behind DMs addressed to nobody to tell your admins goodnight every night :neocat:

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  • ShadowJonathan ,
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    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    Illegal things shouldn't be able to be hidden by NDA

    ShadowJonathan OP ,
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    @iamada the fact that lawyers require to be paid such obscene fees to allow legal representation and counsel is possibly the greatest fucking systemic failure of the legal-political system that capitalism ruthlessly exploits

    ShadowJonathan OP ,
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    @iamada it broadens the social divide, and effectively denies poor people the same law that the rich use to beat down on them

    the system that was intended to create fairness has by this one mechanism made the entire system unfair by design

    sjolsen , to random
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    logging on to tech.lgbt; or, the rainbow connection

    ShadowJonathan ,
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    @sjolsen when im gonna make some censor-circumvention thingie im gonna call it bifrost

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    Alright, now that I know what the fuck soapbox.pub is and that im not losing my mind, I can reveal the following;

    After taking a look at our database's Oauth Application table, I found a dozen or so entries for soapbox.

    Yes, soapbox, either their application or their server, I don't know.

    I will be revoking all of these oauth applications via the console, this is a major vulnerability angle.

    ShadowJonathan OP ,
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    There's a dozen or so users that pop up with this command. I will not be revealing them, as that's a moderation decision, but i'll be revoking the access keys associated with those apps.

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    what the hell is https://soapbox.pub/

    ShadowJonathan OP ,
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    @elke i know what soapbox (pleroma) is, but what the fuck is this

    is this corpowashed soapbox (pleroma) shit?

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    Good morning tumblers :neocat_comfy_mug:

    yassie_j , to random
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    I had a weird dream where I hung out with @ShadowJonathan but for some reason, Jo was a milquetoast conservative, so I spent the entire dream teaching them about leftist ideology.

    Then Jo, in the dream, came out as non-binary to me because of what I told them

    ShadowJonathan ,
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    @yassie_j uwu

    mira , to random

    the eu is really just another white empire isn't it

    ShadowJonathan ,
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    @mira i'm not up-to-date with the lore, what's the white empire sorry?

    ShadowJonathan ,
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    @mira im still not entirely sure what you mean, i dont know what the white empire is, and im curious

    ShadowJonathan ,
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    @mira hmmm...

    ShadowJonathan ,
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    @mira trying to brain it

    maybe i need more coffee

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    Early morn :neocat_mug:

    Office day today :neocat_flop:

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    i need to make the next fedi project be the fixing of the migrations

    i have a few, but i really should like... make priority lists of projects per area

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    they should make a protocol like matrix

    but instead of it being matrix, it actually works

    ShadowJonathan OP ,
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    @graphite my brain misread this as "mrpp"

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    fedi has some fucking LORE

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    oi mate, do you got a loisense for that genda'

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    The main server node, now too big for all of the devolved services that we run on different nodes, is finally getting decommissioned

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    @ShadowJonathan appeared in my dream for whatever reason

    ShadowJonathan ,
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    @prisixia :neocat_hyper:​

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    🇺🇸​🇪🇺​

    ALT
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  • miawgogo , to random
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    Checks how the wan show is after stopping watching LTT

    Linus: "Turns out IPv6 Sucks and nobody likes it"

    Ah good to see that Linus still talks absolute shit about stuff he barely understands

    ShadowJonathan ,
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    @miawgogo what the actual what??

    ???????

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    Okay who of yall put my gender on Craigslist

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    internet outrage

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    getting my gender at the gender shop

    anyone need anything? :neocat:

    torepang , to random
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    if i do end up hackintoshing the L440 then i'm gonna need to fix/upgrade it. the screen has a massive line over it (as well as only being 1366x768 :woeisme:), only has 6GB of RAM, and the CPU is an i5-4200M (which is fine) but can be upgraded to a i7-4910MQ, hopefully they're cheaper than last time i checked.

    ShadowJonathan ,
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    @torepang wait i just realised your pfp is a fnaf reference

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    the gender tech tree

    ShadowJonathan OP ,
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    @coolbean @quasar the gender factory

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    twitch plays ddrescue

    ShadowJonathan ,
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    @graphite @xssfox nope

    thinking about owncast tho

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    Fedi

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    æ

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    :babat_baba: !!!

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    you're telling me a trans coded this video?

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    wtf

    the dude who found this massive mastodon takeover vulnerability didnt get paid for it, because they had "insufficient resources"

    THAT was the dude, for THAT vulnerability

    what the FUCK

    fluffypaws , to random

    why are so many people's icons just... gone ???

    ShadowJonathan ,
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    @fluffypaws media broken?

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    trans.men is a premium domain that goes for 1k on first sale, but then its 100 dollars a month

    if someone wants to do it, that'd be an absolute banger fedi instance though :neocat_sip_owo:​

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    Reminder:

    Opt-out is not consent.

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    Alright, made sure that if an incident is happening and i dont wake up from the notif, ill get called with an alarm ringtone from pagerduty (unless i ack the incident)

    had some anxiety that I somehow missed incidents and the server is dead, but rn making sure that doesnt happen

    ShadowJonathan OP ,
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    ive had a nonzero amount of times where i woke up and i instantly got the thought of "did the server blow up" :neocat_woozy:​

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    Israel is complicit in premeditated genocide.

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    wait

    its STILL monday

    ShadowJonathan , to random
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    do it for the vine, dude

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