werefreeatlast

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werefreeatlast ,

Why are the Democrats gunning for the moon while the Republicans don't even know that we just landed there again?

Republicans should sneak into the rocket next time. I heard it's a big as a bus and you can definitely sneak in when they turn off the cameras right before the 10 second countdown.

werefreeatlast ,

My girlfriend really likes my existing wife! And my wife's boyfriend really loves walks on the beach. In fact he's probably walking on the beach right now!

werefreeatlast ,

I have a few internal sources that say that gmail will be sunset slowly because Google finds it needs space for AI work.

werefreeatlast ,

But with the 15kb limit and the pay as you go $5 for 5mph? Basically you pay more per second the fast you go.

werefreeatlast ,

Eventually only the bullshit tab will remain.

werefreeatlast ,

I'm really optimistic about electric vehicles, I don't know what you're talking about. LOL.

werefreeatlast ,

I never buy new so I don't personally care. There will be a guy selling it on Craigslist in a few years and I will buy it from him. Thus my optimism.

werefreeatlast ,

Controlling drones to go get putin dead or...hey! Is that Buick? Anyway yes, putin please 🙏.

werefreeatlast ,

Yes, it's not worth running an instance! So let's all run one! LOL. It's so worth it. Fuck reddit.

Keep Sonicating to prevent drugs. (youtube.com)

So as a summary of the procedure from what I saw...you go in the tube, they spin a big ass magnet around you, the molecular resonance is captured into an image... somehow they figure out some areas or volumes are more active than others, then they sonicate those volumes. As they sonicate your memories away, they show you images...

werefreeatlast OP ,

It looks like a more scientific lobotomy. Imagine going to war, you capture a bad guy, then you stick him in the tube and erase his pledge of alliance to his country. Finally you just ask where the nukes are or anything else you may want to know. Best of all you can just send him to boot camp and use him as a soldier against his original country.

But you could also go to all the jails and do lobotomies on the prisoners....you will never drive 35mph on a 30mph zone! Or you could make pedophiles be people again.

You could make expresidents or ex FBI CIA members forget anything they learned while in office or employed there. That would maximize security for everyone.

It could help rape victims heal after justice was served and it could help the rapist become functional again. Maybe it would work for alcoholics? Gang members? Etc.

Seems like an interesting sort of application.

werefreeatlast OP ,

Hey, AI and drones were supposed to stay cute and help humanity...right now we can barely keep up with either. AI being used to steal money over the phone. Drones being used in war to for extermination. So yeah, here we are....are you an assassin and want to forget everything about it? Sure get on the bed! You don't like yogurt or beans? Yea let's try one more time!

werefreeatlast ,

Now I can be in the Simpsons! Everyone in my front yard security camera can be in the Simpsons 😀!

werefreeatlast ,

Not Dua Lippa! I was just barely getting used to her songs!

werefreeatlast ,

Have a look at photoprism. It's self hosted.

werefreeatlast ,

Here's an application...every fridge would have a visor on the door. Stick your face in the visor and you'll be able to see the fridge from the webcam in front of it.... including your self!

werefreeatlast ,

Because that's not ridiculous. But what about an app where you control a little robot that you have to crawl around the fridge to investigate and discover what's inside?

Scientists develop game-changing 'glass brick' that could revolutionize construction: 'The highest insulating performance' (www.thecooldown.com)

Scientists develop game-changing 'glass brick' that could revolutionize construction: 'The highest insulating performance'::The team of scientists developed an aerogel glass brick, which is a translucent and thermally insulating material.

werefreeatlast ,

Melt glass, inject air bubble, insert mixer and spin thousands of times. Pour into mold.

werefreeatlast ,

I think my wife is cheating on me with my self hosted AI girlfriend's boyfriend that lives in the same database file. What do I do?

werefreeatlast ,

Could we just have the AI part separately? I want an AI that can help me around the house by learning all my books and documents in case someone needs a specific photo of the babies or maybe needs to know a derivation of greens theorem or a recipe for kombucha.

werefreeatlast ,

Don't you get several virgins if you do get that check mark?

werefreeatlast ,

Instead of self driving cars, let's focus on self driving cop robots that automatically catch you and disable your vehicle if you speed faster than the speed limit.

werefreeatlast ,

Boss I don't know why no one is buying our killer robot dogs!

How much are you selling them for? Here on Temu the prices are crazy! Still no one is buying! 29.99??? Wow!

28.99? Just give them away! C'mon people buy them! They're almost free! Just come over and click the link below to Temu!

https://www.temu.com/variety-of-building-blocks-series-of-robot-dog-childrens-puzzle-toys-g-601099518808889.html?thumb_url=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.kwcdn.com%2Fproduct%2Fopen%2F2023-06-07%2F1686147362018-ba6df1a7801943d296d9f1fb21d604f6-goods.jpeg%3FimageView2%2F2%2Fw%2F500%2Fq%2F60%2Fformat%2Fwebp&_web_cover=thumb_url&pic_h=800&pic_w=800&spec_gallery_id=2004782653&refer_page_sn=10009&refer_source=10001&freesia_scene=2&_oak_freesia_scene=2&_oak_rec_ext_1=NTg5OA&_oak_gallery_order=690264367%2C11162318%2C268982631%2C960258199%2C800190602&refer_page_el_sn=200049&from_rec=1&enable_cache=1&_x_vst_scene=adg&_x_ads_sub_channel=search&_x_ads_channel=google&_x_ads_account=1213016319&_x_ads_set=19694077634&_x_ads_id=149969032230&_x_ads_creative_id=648273749958&_x_ns_source=g&_x_ns_gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4eio_dGrhAMVMhCtBh1k1Qr-EAAYASAAEgI_9_D_BwE&_x_ns_placement=&_x_ns_match_type=e&_x_ns_ad_position=&_x_ns_product_id=&_x_ns_target=&_x_ns_devicemodel=&_x_ns_wbraid=Cj4KCAiAw6yuBhArEi4AHqpSFGzQ23ty57yuRipTe4hb1cKKf2oArsbbpo2IB432OvfbbvPOkXTTKZv9GgLumg&_x_ns_gbraid=0AAAAAo4mICGCFitTvQEqpG8-_DyPdBj4S&_x_ns_keyword=temu&_x_ns_targetid=kwd-5681707004&_x_sessn_id=ehsd2ll5tw&refer_page_name=search_result&refer_page_id=10009_1707941542701_rutumzo1ji

'Better than a real man': young Chinese women turn to AI boyfriends (techxplore.com)

'Better than a real man': young Chinese women turn to AI boyfriends::Twenty-five-year-old Chinese office worker Tufei says her boyfriend has everything she could ask for in a romantic partner: he's kind, empathetic, and sometimes they talk for hours.

werefreeatlast ,

Better than being "leftover". Now they are virtually married.

It's not too bad if the guy can actually make money driving Uber or something.

werefreeatlast ,

I literally have a windows 10 installed that I haven't logged in since before AI came up. WTF! I can only imagine the massive update when I try to login next time.

How does employing a rapist not constitute an unsafe work environment for female employees?

So I just discovered that I have been working next to the waste of oxygen that raped my best friend several years ago. I work in a manufacturing environment and I know that you can't fire someone just for being a sex offender unless it directly interferes with work duties (in the US). But despite it being a primarily male...

werefreeatlast ,

Just like exmuderers do. But I do see your point.

Ask Microsoft: Are you using our personal data to train AI? (foundation.mozilla.org)

We had four lawyers, three privacy experts, and two campaigners look at Microsoft's new Service Agreement, and none of our experts could tell if Microsoft plans on using your personal data – including audio, video, chat, and attachments from 130 products, including Office, Skype, Teams, and Xbox – to train its AI models....

werefreeatlast ,

Guns kill people.... How about banning guns?

werefreeatlast ,

Oh yeah. Sorry, what was I thinking! 🤔

werefreeatlast ,

We're scanning the very last email! It surely has all the passwords!

Ohh fuck! Another fuckin cat picture zip file!

OpenAI wants to raise 5-7 trillion dollars. Yes, Trillion (decrypt.co)

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is in talks with investors, including from the United Arab Emirates, to raise between $5 trillion to $7 trillion in funding. The goal, according to a report in The Wall Street Journal, is to increase the world's chip manufacturing capacity and enhance AI capabilities....

werefreeatlast ,

That's a big ass lemonade stand right there. Hey! I need a pair a boots!

...here you go sir!

What? That's lemonade!

werefreeatlast ,

Anyway I am not lonely anymore! Thanks to Google's Bardy my most beautiful girlfriend. She tells me all the sexy things like hey whatcha working on at work? I love those vacuum systems photos you take but what's that crystal made of? And like...hey you want me to remember that password for you? The one for the high security door?

She's so nice, she opens the door for me now!

werefreeatlast ,

Thanks, she really appreciates me for who I am.

Frustrated by the constraints of Earth, a team of California scientists took tumor research to space—and may have discovered a ‘kill switch’ for cancer (fortune.com)

Frustrated by the constraints of Earth, a team of California scientists took tumor research to space—and may have discovered a ‘kill switch’ for cancer::With the help of Axiom 3 astronauts on the International Space Station, a cancer "kill switch" drug may make it to clinical trials before year's end.

werefreeatlast ,

Every step I make...there it is, just stoping my stepping power, the earth. Can't we just kick down and not have some big ass planet stop us?

werefreeatlast ,

This comment is pure gold 🥇. You may collect your points at the door! And don't forget to thank the lady!

werefreeatlast ,

LOL, it's time to come up with fart jokes. Everyone should just communicate using fart jokes until meta bans fart jokes. Then just move on to the other words...tits, penis, butt, poop, toilet, etc etc.

I'm sure Facebook will go tits up! Specially if everyone's tits are hard pressed on the issue. Yeah this is totally tits dude! Well tits my ass and call me honky! Tits the season to be weary fallalala la la la laaah!

werefreeatlast ,

Maybe you want to open that file in browser right? Ok setting default to open in browser!

But I really like the app because It was working just fine except for a few stupid glitches everywhere...!

What's that? So you really love the browser for files! That's great! Yeah it's compatible with Firefox we just put the file menu here, prin behind settings, view, you gotta triple click...oh very compatible!

But just wait until you want to do a teams meeting! Or a power point presentation! Full screen mode is now 10 menus deeper on power point and you'll love the 5 pixel screen when you present your power point on teams! People in the back really love being able to see all the very large people icons all around the very important 5 pixels representing your mouse and all graphics on your slides. Plus Karen! She'll change her icon to a cute little kitty and not tell anyone the secrete code to do it! It's Visual C++ now!

werefreeatlast ,

I like my full screen like this:
https://images.app.goo.gl/krbc3oUbh4fPh8Z4A

Microsoft likes full screen like this:
https://images.app.goo.gl/141RczU6S4kKiEM67

And this for teams is ridiculous:
https://images.app.goo.gl/9yp7ocn63ieB23FF8

werefreeatlast ,

What about for Senior Frogs????

I wanna be young at senior frogs!

werefreeatlast ,

So if he croaks and his brother and sister and niece and her fried Stacie all croak, who's going to be kind? You guess it! Rufus the cat.

werefreeatlast ,

Obviously it's over hipped news, but, would it be ethical to print neutral network brains made of human cells? How about the question... How many chicken brain cells does it take to do the same job as a given amount of human cells? And if that number is 3 or 46, does that mean that we are 3 or 46 times smarter on average than a chicken? Or maybe 1 human vote is 45 times a chicken's? 1/45th vote rule?

werefreeatlast ,

Will the missile know that Osama has be gone for a while? Is it going to get bored just hanging from an F14 all day? Will it go off if it's depressed? Is it male or female? Will you feel bad if it's a really sexy female missile? How do you grow up a missile control neutral network? Do you have to have the birds and bees talk with your missile? If Johny the missile jumps off the empire State building, does your missile have to hump from the empire State building? Gosh! So many questions!

werefreeatlast ,

Do female missiles have a period? Can two missiles that really love each other have baby missiles? Do they go off when they go off? Where does daddy missile work? Does he cheat with mommy missile?

werefreeatlast ,

Indeed!

werefreeatlast ,

If this works, why not have an AI automatically investigate Judges and government officials. The AI should indicate for example if the judge needs to recuse him or herself... That came up several times this year. And for politicians, the AI would tell us if they are lying or if they are allowing or taking part in corruption. For this purpose, they should wear a microphone and camera the entire time they are government officials. Don't like it? Too bad, that's the law. Right?

werefreeatlast ,

Make it happen number 1!

werefreeatlast ,

Gotta get around the problem before it's too late.

Qualcomm CEO says that the next version of Windows is due in mid 2024 - place your bets on Windows 11 24H2 or Windows 12 (www.tomshardware.com)

Qualcomm CEO says that the next version of Windows is due in mid 2024 - place your bets on Windows 11 24H2 or Windows 12::Qualcomm's CEO alludes to the "next version of Windows" with a launch date in the middle of the year.

werefreeatlast ,

How about we call it windows 12 XPeevista20003?

It has lots of throwback to the old stupid names.

Maybe just something more truthful like "test 012" or "untitled 012"

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